Beowulf
November 25th, 2007 by thecup
Even an animated Angelina Jolie couldn’t make this film work. Ever since i saw Mrs. Jolie take her top off in that mozilla firefox movie, i wanted to see an animated version of her on the silver screen. Robert Z made some of my favorite movies. Back to the future…that was a great flick. But then he got all fancy and started dabbling in CGI films like Polar Express. Even Tom Hanks couldn’t make that movie good. Beowulf is for the Lord of the Rings dorks that play World of Warcraft and fantasize about Angelina Jolie. (Wait am i talking about myself)
Visual Graphics is important for blockbuster releases but can’t forget about plot. Have to have a good story or you end up with a shitty spiderman movie. They should have opted for a 300 look instead of going full on CGI. Anyway this film blows and its a thumbs down. But Angie is hot as a Cartoon.